I saw this sign for the first time when I was starting my Master’s Degree in Scranton, PA. It was at a local coffee shop [Northern Light Espresso Bar and Cafe] that this lady from the 1980s was blaring these words:
Check out those goergeous pearl earrings and matching necklace!
A list of things that qualify for this banner:
-pull all-nighters for LEA (Lower Extemity Anatomy) quizzes. This won’t guarantee that you’ll PASS the quiz, but for the record, you may not fail as miserably…which in my book is still a success.
-get up at 4am to study LEA (nothing perks those droopy eyelids open like the fresh scent of expresso!)
-study LEA eating lunch. Coffee is a great substitute for afternoon chai (sorry, Queen of England!)
All these things can be done faster with coffee.
Maybe not smarter, but certainly faster.